Whenever Vicki tags me to do some funny thing on the internet, I have to. So, at 7:40 a.m. and with nothing else to do before work, here I list the 5 Weird Things About Me in no particular order:


When I'm on my long and lonely walk on Steeles Avenue East, I sometimes talk to myself.

I buy tickets to great shows. Then I leave halfway through.

I still think that guy from the store Dave Fix My Bike had something to do with the theft of my bike.

My favourite haircut I ever got was my mullet. It made me look like Steve Perry. I'm getting it done again in 2 weeks. Don't stop believing.

For six years I didn't use any capital letters in any of my correspondence not related to school or work because, in my opinion, they made lower case letters feel bad.

The italian word for the day is giubbotto antiproiettile. It means bulletproof vest. Giubbotto salvagente means life jacket.