I thought of one more resolution to add to my list (see post below): to floss my teeth every night.

In bar conversations leading up to New Year's this year, the subject of resolutions came up a lot. Although the flossing-your-teeth one was lauded, my favourite resolutions belonged to others:

1)To leave the bar earlier. I don't have to be there when the lights go on.
2) To return things to people when I borrow them.
3) To get to know people before I sleep with them.

They're not my resolutions!