Too late I realized that it was Help! Bats! Everywhere!'s birthday this past Wednesday. I feel like a deadbeat dad, but not as bad a dad as the one who ignored my former blog until it stopped calling me. The Red Fork. That's the one who got away . . .

Stumblers, thanks for reading. Lame and unmotivated as I can be sometimes, I like my blog a lot and I have every intention of continuing with it. And I'll try to make good on my promise of 30% more public bashing.