help! bats! everywhere!

"Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature." Tom Robbins

Saturday, March 5


Today my bank and my gym both started screwing me at the same time. This will probably go on for a while.

The good news is that I can finally work the verb "double team" into my conversations.

2 Comments:

At 7:12 p.m. , Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. some crude menfolk would call your gym and bank screwing you simultaneously as "non-consensual gangbanging".

2. the abattoir-batcave pipeline has been re-severed.

 
At 7:13 p.m. , Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. some crude menfolk would call your gym and bank screwing you simultaneously as "non-consensual gangbanging".

2. the abattoir-batcave pipeline has been re-severed.

 

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