I stole this survey from Krista. It is motivated entirely by guilt for not posting.

Last Cigarette: Fifteen months and five days ago.
Last Kiss: About a week ago.
Last Cry: Three weeks ago, or so.
Last Library Book Checked Out: Origins. A Canadian History text. Go New Year's Resolutions!
Last Movie Seen In a Theater: A Very Long Engagement
Last Book Read: Beloved by Toni Morrison.
Last Cuss Word Uttered: "Aw, hamburgers!"
Last Beverage Drank: Vodka, straight, over ice.
Last Food Consumed: Spinach salad with chicken and red peppers.
Last Phone Call: Can't remember, to be honest.
Last TV Show Watched: Some food show.
Last Time Showered: about 5:00 pm last night
Last Shoes Worn: Adidas shell-toes.
Last CD Played: The Streets Original Pirate Material. Don't mug yourself!
Last Soda Drank: Ginger ale. In my rye and ginger.
Last Thing Written: "That's not what happened! Now shut up and go live with your parents!"
Last Words Spoken: "Shouldn't we be having more of an argument about this!" - to my mother, regarding my impending trip to my first-ever music festy in San Francisco.
Last Sleep: from 2:00 a.m. to 9:30 a.m. this morning.
Last IM: About three seconds ago.
Last Ice Cream Eaten: Neapolitan.
Last Time Wanting to Die: Haha. I was at a concert a couple years ago, and my shoes were bad and my back was hurting from the bass and when I got out I was in so much pain I was about to walk into traffic. And I nearly did it.
Last Show Attended: Joel Plaskett Emergency and Cuff the Duke. Two weeks ago.
Last Big Car Ride: In Peter's crudbucket. It ruled.
Last Crush: I'm gonna be cool about this one.
Last Annoyance: Malls. All malls.
Last Time Scolded: Something or other at work probably.
Last Shirt Worn: My bright blue hoodie.
Last Web Site Visited: www.submarinechannel.com

NUMBER OF...
:x: piercings = including those I've taken out? Seven.
:x: tattoos = One. It's a huge red car that's on fire and a taco eating ice cream is at the wheel.
:x: height = 5'7 or 5'8. Something like that.
:x: shoe size = 9
:x: hair color = Boring old brown. But there's some gold and red in it under the sun.
:x: siblings = A sister and a brother. They both rule.

LAST...
:x: movie you rented = Anchorman. And I'm not sorry.
:x: movie you bought = Royal Tenenbaums. But that was a year ago. I don't find movies I like enough to own very often.
:x: song you listened to = "The Electric Version" by The New Pornographers.
:x: song that was stuck in your head = "Motion Picture Soundtrack" by Radiohead.
:x: cd you bought = Pop! Montreal.
:x: person you were thinking of = My brother.
:x: friend you made = Judith at work.

DO...
:x: you have a crush on someone = Picture this: you're in an airport. The lineup is miles long. Your flight takes off in half an hour and your gate is at the other end of the airport. Now at the front of the line is a German man who looks rather dashing except for one or two things (he's got rainbow sunglasses or one of those lanyards so he can hang them around his neck; or he's wearing stupid sandals), and to the person at the desk he's saying, with an extremely thick accent, "all I have is Eurail pass!" It's annoying and frustrating to be behind this guy but there's something so hilarious about this moment. That's me when I have a crush. And I have about as much subtlety and grace as that German man.
:x: you wish you could live somewhere else = Toronto is where I will stay for the foreseeable future. Italy wouldn't be so bad either. South of Italy though. I'd wear some really sexy dresses that looked casual and I'd go into the markets with a nice basket to buy all my produce. I'm talking about real nice produce.
:x: you think about suicide = Once in a while. Not seriously.
:x: you believe in online dating = I still haven't decided if it's normal.
:x: others find you attractive = On a good day, sure.
:x: you want more piercings = I think about it sometimes An Orbital or an Industrial would be cool.
:x: you drink = I have a very healthy relationship with alcohol.
:x: you do drugs = I don't really count pot as a drug, so no.
:x: you smoke = I quit. Stop asking me.
:x: you like cleaning = I hate dirty kitchens. Messy bedrooms are the best though.
:x: you like roller coasters = Hell yes.
:x: you write in cursive or print = I print but all the letters run together.

FOR OR AGAINST...
:x: long distance relationships = Against.
:x: using someone = Of course I'm against. I once cancelled a date with someone because I though it would be wrong to go just for the food.
:x: suicide = Hard to say. There's a grey area the size of a cruise ship.
:x: killing people = Wouldn't it be crazy if all the Stumblers who come to my blog found out I was a murderer the whole time and I was blogging from a prison where they happen to have internet access and I've been on good behaviour so I get to post?
:x: doing drugs = Everyone should do something.
:x: driving drunk = "Against. Driving drunk is arguably the most selfish thing a driver can do." - Krista Varsakis, 2005.
:x: gay/lesbian relationships = Why the fuck not?
:x: soap operas = I can be against but they'll keep coming back.

FAVOURITE...
:x: song = This very minute it's "The Truth" by Handsome Boy modeling School.
:x: thing to do = Bake, or go to the Island, or sleep.
:x: thing to talk about = Food, usually.
:x: sports = Swimming, and other non-social exercises.
:x: drinks = Vodka straight, my homemade Schnapps, Sabra, milkshakes, and ginger ale. Oh! And Vanilla Coke.
:x: clothes = Hoodies. And cool underwear. And pyjamas. And sexy things. I have a lot of clothes I think.
:x: movies = A rotating top 5 including Delicatessen, Royal Tenenbaums, The Saddest Music in the World, Human Traffic, and one or two others that come and go without incident.
:x: singer = The voice on the fella from Cuff the Duke blew me away.
:x: holiday = Halloween.

HAVE YOU...
:x: ever cried over a girl = Yes.
:x: ever cried over a boy = Yes.
:x: ever lied to someone = Yes. And whenever I lie it turns into a web of lies. So I stopped.
:x: ever been in a fist fight = I punched, but I wouldn't call it a fight.
:x: ever been arrested = No.

WHAT...
:x: shampoo do you use = Whatever I reach for first.
:x: shoes do you wear = All kinds.
:x: are you scared of = Torture. And revolving doors.

NUMBER...
:x: of times I have been in love = Two.
:x: of times I have had my heart broken = It only takes one time.
:x: of hearts I have broken = One.
:x: of girls I have kissed = Five I think.
:x: of boys I have kissed = Plenty.
:x: of drugs taken illegally = My fair share.
:x: of people I would classify as true friends = A handful.
:x: of people I consider my enemies = 'Enemy' is such a harsh word. I've chosen none.
:x: of times my name has appeared in the newspaper = Hopefully never. Once when I was born, if that counts.
:x: of scars on my body = Countless.
:x: of things in my past that I regret = It's so unfashionable to have regrets. But I can think of five things I wish I never did.

FAVORITE...
:x: disney movie = Aladdin, or maybe Beauty and the Beast. It's a tie.
:x: word = Today? Boxcutter. I also like veridical and entelechy.
:x: nickname = Tron.
:x: eye color = Yellow. Like the bad kid in A Christmas Story. Green is nice. But brown is best.
:x: flower = Yellow ones. Big sunflowers. Daffodils. Violets too!
:x: piercing = It grew out. It was beautiful.
:x: actor = I will always have a soft spot for the Wilson Bros.
:x: actress = Haven't really chosen one.