Upon what or whom have you modeled yourself? Is it the same person or thing after which you modeled yourself when you were young?

Do you adjust the volume on your headphones when you go somewhere where others would hear (and possibly be annoyed by)that the tinny extra music (i.e. a bus, a library, or a place of worship)?

What have you got going on when you aren't at work?

Do you consider yourself an active anything?

The last argument you had with another person--was it worth it?

Are you on the outside or the inside of the spoon? If you're not into spooning, what other kitchen utensil do you think symbolizes human contact?

What musical instrument do you wish you could play?

Can you tell a story without digressing? I can't.

What gets you self-righteous?

Do you breathe or chew with your mouth open? I hate that.

Do you ever read Group Hug and feel just a little better about anything? Or does it make you feel worse? (Thanks to Jason for tipping me off to this site.)

Assume you haven't got any change to spare. If someone on the street asks you for change, do you acknowledge them?

What do you make well?

What is the thing you laugh at that makes you feel like a bad person? For me it's that "nacho cheese" joke I can't tell properly, or that joke about the POW camp that evolved into a five-scene play.

Has it occurred to you that I haven't asked anything about sex yet?

Do you wish I would?

What question about sex would you like to answer?

Is there anything else you'd like me to ask you? Please specify.

Assume I asked that. Please answer.

Do you write in library books?

What do you do that you feel a little bad about, but can somehow justify? (A good example is graffiti. Technically it's wrong but artistically it's a good thing; cleaning it off keeps public workers employed and forces the art to evolve.)

What is your favourite meal of the day?

What is your morning routine?

Did you know that when women brush their hair at night it makes travel difficult for men at sea?

Which would you rather lose: your hearing or your vision?

Is there anything you've ever lied about reading?

Alain de Botton said something to this effect: "A silence with a less attractive person implies that they are the boring one. A silence with a more attractive person implies that you are the boring one." How do you feel about that?

How do you feel about spiders? How do you tell people you feel about spiders?

Is there anything you wished you'd learned in school? There's still time to learn, but in school do you wish you had taken something you didn't?

Do you take your off your boxing gloves before you go to bed? How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?

Be honest. What do you miss about high school?

If I ask you very nicely, will you answer this survey? You can email me or call me or put it in comments.

What do you think is a good bribe? Have you ever given a bribe? I sometimes like to write "Bribe" in the Memo line of my cheques.

How do you act when you see someone you know on the subway or in public somewhere? I pretend I'm asleep. But then, everyone knows I don't say hi when I see people I know.

I'm gonna go now. What's the least graceful exit you've ever had?

with help from Mason