help! bats! everywhere!

"Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature." Tom Robbins

Friday, May 7


Bye bye internship!

Well there's one more hour until I'm done here today, meaning there's one more hour that I am an unpaid temp working for her school credit meaning that I have one more hour to be a student.

I feel like I should be eating Kraft dinner right now*. I should also be mixing alcohol in bathroom-soda combinations and smoking half a pack a day and getting high for 8 hours a day and making my own clothes out of other clothes and doing a little schoolwork once in a while.

I'm going to miss school.

Fortunately Sarah says that I'm never really out of school. "Michelle turns school into everything, and everything into school!" This makes my "doing a little schoolwork once in a while" comment somewhat controversial. Quel scandale ennuyeux!

notes:
*Kraft dinner: I learned in firstyear that there is a certain way of making Kraft dinner so that people eating fancy pastas are jealous of you.

1) Make 'ronis.
2) Drain, rinse, etc.
3) Put in a hella lotta butter in the pot and put it back on the stove. This is going to look like more butter than you're comfortable with. Melt it at a lower heat and throw the ronis back in. Coat evenly. Add milk; stir; add "cheese"; stir, still over medium heat, until it's real thick. None of that runny Kraft dinner. That's for prances.