Easy now, deadbeat blogger ...Eeeasy ... Don't startle yourself or anyone else with any big, sudden movements or gimmicks ... You haven't posted in a long while so this is just going to get your feet wet before you get, ahem, back in the game.

There. I feel better already. I was in danger(again) of becoming one of those deadbeat bloggers who never ever posts, and whose rare posts are to apologize for not posting.