This being Thanksgiving, and a lazy-day post, all I feel like announcing to the world is my favourite confessions from the Grouphug.us book Stoned, Naked, and Looking in My Neighbour's Window:

"I forged a 'free pie' coupon at Marie Callendar's, and I gave it to my wife. I didn't tell her it was a forged coupon, and she got arrested.

Bail is $750, and I can't afford it, so she's still in County Jail.

Sorry honey!"

and

"I faked sick and stayed home from school on 11/22/63, I was in my room poundin' my pud when my mother rushed in and told me Kennedy was shot...I feel like it's all my fault."

and this

"We did it and I am glad. She is great, both in bed and to talk to."

Happy warm poultry day.