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"Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature." Tom Robbins

Friday, September 23


Fan mail works!

Dear Michael Crummey,

I love your work very much. Please invite me out and tell me three jokes. In return I'll buy you a soda.

michelle

p.s. I put thought into this email. Please write back.


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michelle,

thanks for the fan mail. glad you like the writing.

afraid I don't even KNOW three jokes. or drink soda.

hope that isn't too disappointing.

mc


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3 Comments:

At 1:44 p.m. , Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a jackass (good word, the UK could benefit). He doesn't know three jokes, doesn't like soda or capital letters and he has a mullet?? Oh dear. this will not do. Still, at least he cares.

 
At 6:37 p.m. , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heh, but with a tagline like p.s. I put thought into this email. Please write back I think she's lucky to get any response at all. Cheeky monkey.

 
At 1:38 p.m. , Blogger The Red Fork said...

Well I did say please. If you can distinguish yourself by nothing else, at least politeness will be appreciated. That's the way I roll.

Besides, only a real Canadian gal knows the potential sexiness of a mullet.

 

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