Fan mail works!
Dear Michael Crummey,
I love your work very much. Please invite me out and tell me three jokes. In return I'll buy you a soda.
michelle
p.s. I put thought into this email. Please write back.
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michelle,
thanks for the fan mail. glad you like the writing.
afraid I don't even KNOW three jokes. or drink soda.
hope that isn't too disappointing.
mc
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3 Comments:
What a jackass (good word, the UK could benefit). He doesn't know three jokes, doesn't like soda or capital letters and he has a mullet?? Oh dear. this will not do. Still, at least he cares.
Heh, but with a tagline like p.s. I put thought into this email. Please write back I think she's lucky to get any response at all. Cheeky monkey.
Well I did say please. If you can distinguish yourself by nothing else, at least politeness will be appreciated. That's the way I roll.
Besides, only a real Canadian gal knows the potential sexiness of a mullet.
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