Lots and lots and lots to report. I fall asleep every night with my window open and wake up to what I assume are the raccoons. They shriek and grunt and snort as they burrow their noses in the lawn, hunting for grubs. I haven’t actually seen said raccoons making these noises, but this is, for all intents and purposes, the burbs; it's either raccoons or skunks. We see rabbits occasionally, and deer when there's symbolism afoot, but they don't shriek. Not like this.
This isn't the first time this has happened. Next time I wake up to this, I'm going to lift my sleepy body up by 90 degrees and look out the window. I have no retaliation planned except a phone call to the local humane Annoying Animal Get-Rid-Of-Place.
Here's another photo of Newfoundland's (and my!) own heartthrob Michael Crummey!

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We have possoms (sorry, Opossums for you guys I think, though we don't use the O) that live in the trees around our house and occasionally scrabble accross the corrogated iron roof at night. It's particularly bad when they start screeching at each other. I imagine they would sound much the same.
Alas, all we have dirty downtown are squirrels. They don't make so much noise generally. Although I saw one the other day, sprawled on someones deck, one foot over the edge, looking very relaxed -- baked, to be honest -- watching the world go by and making this weird relaxed sort of croaky bark.
I thought it was hilarious at the time. Now I wonder if it was relaxing or dying.
I wish there was an organisation called the Humane Annoying Animal Get-Rid-Of-Place. How great an acronym is HAAGROP?
Eddie Izzard said funny things about squirrels once--although he might have opened a Pandora's Box of squirrel jokes. His I remember was they they stand about gnawing on a nut and stop all of a sudden as if thinking, "oh no, I think I left the gas on," and then immediately, "no wait, I'm a fucking squirrel!" and return to the task at hand.
I love my urban wildlife. I really do.
I also notice my Michael Crummey shot isn't showing up. Suffice it to say it's a sexy Michael-with-mullet 'do. To be even slightly turned on by mullets must be the true sign I'm a Canadian.
The picture works for us. He looks like he would wear a Swanndri.
Works for me to. That's a nasty lot of hair...
Cheers for quoting eddie izzard. That cannot be done enough. :)
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