In a July 25 post, TheSmokingGun.com published the Canada Border Services Agency's Quarterly List of Admissible and Prohibited Titles. In non-gov. speak, that's the list of smut or genuinely useful sexual ed that the border stopped to screen.

As The Smoking Gun explains, "agents with the country's Prohibited Importations Unit scour DVDs, videotapes, books, comics, and other material to determine whether the titles are suitable for admission into Canada." Oh the life of a PIU agent.

"Gentlemen, a brief overview of the list from last quarter indicates once again that no porno can go unwatched when attempting to cross the border. The findings, as you can see, were exactly as I'd expected. Lesbian Ward and Dirty Market are prohibited, while Bareback Texas and Elbow Deep: Hardcore Fisting Volume 2 and Have Some Cannelloni, Tony! are admissible. As well, Hairy Stud Video Series Volumes 1 through 6 are fine except for Volume 3 which is prohibited. Are there any questions?"

"Yes sir, several."