Current status: unemployed. Stomach ache. Noticeably less awesome. Plauged today by three questions:

1) Will I live longer or be healthier or thinner if I eat more fish?

2) Should I throw out those shoes I haven't worn in 5 years but still like?

3) Why do I feel so guilty about throwing away all my old magazines?

If anyone has good answers for the above questions, comment please. I'm kind of out on a limb here.