Dear Customer:

The enclosed item containing your identification was found loose in the mail stream. It may not have been intended for mail, but merely dropped in a street mail box without wrapper or postage.

As a courtesy, Canada Post Corporation is returning this item to you free of charge.

Regional Manager of Customer Service
Gestionnaire Régional du Service à la Clientèle
Undeliverable Mail Office/Bureau des envois non-distributables



And everything came back, minus three items. So, thief, thanks for throwing my stuff all back in the mailbox and getting it back to me. Karma will take care of you for stealing it in the first place. But on the strength of what you did take--$17 in cash, some birth control pills, and a guy's phone number that was in the wallet--I hope you're going to town.