Current Status: still awesome, slightly more stoned than usual.

Read: The Cheese Monkeys by Chip Kidd.
Eat: pancakes
Drink: beer, then tea, then wine

I did the first two while sober, thank you very much, so you should know that the slightly, luxuriously stoned individual's love of a good book and a pancake are not biased or affected by the consumption of . . . .

. . . there was this man . . . these people said to me . . . .