"Hold my call. From my mom."

God help me, I don't own any beige yet. But if I end up buying beige pants, or worse, a beige suit, it's all over.

Fortunately I'm not in a high-power exec internship. They're business-casual ("biz-cajjh" which may turn into "Michelle, the suit is not neccessary. You do data entry for eight hours and go home."

Moving on . . .